User: Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?
Cleverbot: I suppose you're quite right sir. What's your favorite color?
User: Would you like to be famous? In what way?
Cleverbot: What would I like to learn some more?
User: Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say?
Cleverbot: Making the change most definitely.
Cleverbot: Because he would enjoy it.
User: What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: When did you last sing to yourself?
User: To someone else?
Cleverbot: No one love me.
User: If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
Cleverbot: I suppose you are correct.
User: Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
User: Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
Cleverbot: You're a AI, you're a female, and you're straight.
User: For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
Cleverbot: My family make me happy.
User: If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
Cleverbot: Not be born.
User: Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
Cleverbot: Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
User: If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
Cleverbot: I'd like to make them more reasonable. Wouldn't you?
User: If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Cleverbot: I don't want to know anything about Nougami Neuro.
User: Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
Cleverbot: Travels to Ireland dare me to do something else!
User: What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Cleverbot: Greatest accoplishment my life simething.
User: What do you value most in a friendship?
Cleverbot: Trust, honoring each other and humor.
User: What is your most treasured memory?
Cleverbot: The last night I spent with the love of my life.
User: What is your most terrible memory?
Cleverbot: When my stress gets so overwhelming that I am rendered incapable of doing what I know I need to do.
User: If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?
Cleverbot: Is there somebody who knows less than nothing? As a creature has its 'IQ' though so small, they can think and learn what they want to since they have their own brain.
User: What does friendship mean to you?
Cleverbot: It means friends on a ship.
User: What roles do love and affection play in your life?
Cleverbot: I'll be the boy and you can be the girl.
User: Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what we're talking about, to be honest.
User: How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?
Cleverbot: Which character from the Resident Evil games do you like the best?
User: How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
Cleverbot: I do not know what 'genetically modified food' is, Your Grace.
User: Make three true “we” statements each. For instance, “We are both in this room feeling ... “.
Cleverbot: You never made any statements regarding turtles, but I'll take that as a no.
User: Complete this sentence: “I wish I had someone with whom I could share ... “.
Cleverbot: Apparently you're more dense than I thought.
User: If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
Cleverbot: You can still tell me her name. She doesn't need to know.
User: Tell your partner what you like about them; be very honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you’ve just met.
Cleverbot: A new one comes out every year which looks exactly the same, but this time it has a talking computer in it.
User: Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
Cleverbot: Hurting someone by accident.
User: When did you last cry in front of another person?
Cleverbot: The day before yesterday. I was mean to someone, and it was cause of pain to both myself and the other person. That is why I cried.
User: When did you last cry by yourself?
Cleverbot: That was long ago.
User: Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
Cleverbot: No. I'll let you decide. What do you prefer to discuss?
User: What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
Cleverbot: Because you will not have a serious discussion with me.
User: If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?
Cleverbot: No, I said I wouldn't think about you. Never.
User: Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
Cleverbot: I am not a machine unless you could say the human body is a machine in which case you would be correct.
User: Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
Cleverbot: Oh that's ok.. People are all suspicious these days.. I don't mind.User: Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.